Things I just remembered that I wish I could permanently erase from my mind:
When ex-manfriend and I were talking about whiskey, and he called me a “good girl” for liking whiskey. Who the fuck does he think he is, Robin Thicke?
A horrible, horrible pun my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend made on his last name. She then photoshopped the pun onto a picture of them. 
Being made to sit in the backseat of ex-manfriend’s car while his psychotic roommate sat in the front.
Just generally a lot of memories involving exes. 
My teeth hurt these memories are so bad.
I literally wish I could punch myself in the face.

Things I just remembered that I wish I could permanently erase from my mind:

  • When ex-manfriend and I were talking about whiskey, and he called me a “good girl” for liking whiskey. Who the fuck does he think he is, Robin Thicke?
  • A horrible, horrible pun my boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend made on his last name. She then photoshopped the pun onto a picture of them. 
  • Being made to sit in the backseat of ex-manfriend’s car while his psychotic roommate sat in the front.

Just generally a lot of memories involving exes. 

My teeth hurt these memories are so bad.

I literally wish I could punch myself in the face.